The Love Bug1968

[Jim accidentally bangs Herbie against Thorndyke's Rolls Royce]

Mr. Thorndyke:
Have you gone mad?

Jim Douglas:
Okay, what's the joke?

Mr. Thorndyke:
What do you mean?

Jim Douglas:
I don't know how you rigged it, but I'm sure that car is a real cut-up when a convention comes to town.

Mr. Thorndyke:
What in the name of...

Jim Douglas:
If I'd wanted a trick car, I would have bought one at a joke shop.

Mr. Thorndyke:
Allow me to say that I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. You come billowing up in that beastly little car, and assault my personal Rolls Royce.

Jim Douglas:
...I brought it back! I want my money, I want the papers I signed, and then I'll get outta here, and you two clowns can, can have your little laugh.

Carole:
Mr. Douglas, if there is anything wrong with the car, would you be good enough to tell me what it is?

Jim Douglas:
Well, there's nothing essentially wrong with the car. It's just that it wants to go one way and I'd like to go the other.

Mr. Thorndyke:
Well, whatever it is, none of it is covered in our guilt-headed guarantee.

Jim Douglas:
Oh, I'm sure of that.