The Muppet Movie1979

Rowlf:
Oh. Broken heart, right?

Kermit:
[sadly] Does it show?

Rowlf:
Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.

Kermit:
Exactly. She just walked out on me.

Rowlf:
Ah, typical. That's why I live alone.

Kermit:
You do, huh?

Rowlf:
You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.

Kermit:
Nice and simple.

Rowlf:
Stay away from women. That's my motto.

Kermit:
But I can't.

Rowlf:
Neither can I. That's my trouble.