The Muppet Movie1979

Kermit:
I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I got from sitting through too many double features.

Kermit's Conscience:
So why did you leave the swamp in the first place?

Kermit:
'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody.

Kermit's Conscience:
On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.

Kermit:
Yeah. But then it would just be me feeling miserable. Now I got a lady pig, and a bear and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey.

Kermit's Conscience:
Mmm - Yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much.

Kermit:
No I guess not. Anyhow, I brought them all out here to the middle of nowhere, and it's all my fault.

Kermit's Conscience:
Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember - they wanted to come.

Kermit:
But... that's because they believed in me.

Kermit's Conscience:
No, they believed in the dream.

Kermit:
Well, so do I but...

Kermit's Conscience:
You do?

Kermit:
Yeah! Of course I do.

Kermit's Conscience:
Well then?

Kermit:
Well then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.