National Lampoon's European Vacation1985

[The Griswold's are checking out of the Royal Imperior Windsor Arms Hotel in London]

Clark:
Don't I have to sign this? I think the Pig in a Poke people will take care of it.

Hotel Desk Clerk:
It doesn't include telephone bill.

[Upon hearing this, Audrey gets shocked and slinks away.]

Ellen:
Oh, that's no problem. We just made a couple of local calls.

Hotel Desk Clerk:
Okay, that'll be...(punches numbers in calculator) 253 American dollars.

Clark:
There must be some mistake.

Ellen:
How can that be?

Clark:
(reads bill) Who the hell called Chicago?...........AUDREY!!

[cut to next scene with the family driving to Stonehenge. Audrey is crying.]

Ellen:
Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.

Audrey:
Yes, he did!

Ellen:
No, he didn't. He's not going to cut off Jack's balls. Aren't you Clark?...Clark?!

Clark:
Okay, I won't.