The Nutty Professor

     

The Nutty Professor1996

Director: Maya
Genre: Action, Comedy, Romance
The Nutty Professor is about grossly overweight Prof. Sherman Klump, desperate to lose weight takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love. more »


Sherman Klump / Buddy Love:
Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mother's so fat, the b*tch needs Thomas Guide to find her a**hole! Alright! Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the b*tch! Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! Reggie's mother's so fat, that the b*tch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! At Earl Scheib! Reggie's mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road! His mother is so fat, her belt size is Equator. Get it, equator.

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