Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest2006

Jack:
[with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

Elizabeth:
I'm here to find the man I love.

Jack:
[startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.

Elizabeth:
Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.

Jack:
[turning around] Elizabeth! [to Gibbs] Hide the rum. You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Elizabeth:
Jack. I know Will came to find you. Where is he?

Jack:
Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this but, through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing, whatsoever, to do with me, poor William has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

Elizabeth:
Davy Jones?

Norrington:
Oh, please. The Captain of the Flying Dutchman?

Jack:
You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?

Norrington:
You hired me, remember? I can't help it if your standards are lax.

Jack:
[childishly] You smell funny.