Planes, Trains and Automobiles1987

[at the car rental agency, after Neal finds the rental car he was assigned is not in the expected spot]

Car Rental Agent:
Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?

Neal:
[indignantly] Yes.

Agent:
How may I help you?

Neal:
You can start by wiping that f***ing dumbass smile off your rosy f***ing cheeks. Then you can give me a f***ing automobile. A f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick - 4 f***ing wheels and a seat!

Agent:
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal:
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car right f***ing now.

Agent:
May I see your rental agreement?

Neal:
I threw it away.

Agent:
Oh, boy.

Neal:
"Oh, boy" what?

Agent:
You're f***ed.