Planes, Trains and Automobiles1987

[at breakfast Neal finds his wallet empty and gives Del a mean look]

Del:
What?

Neal:
You know goddamn well what.

Del:
I'm sorry I don't

Neal:
I had over $700 in here.

Del:
I didn't touch your dough Neal. I'm a lot of things but I'm not a thief.

Neal:
Well you went into my stuff last night, right?

Del:
I didn't take your money! And I don't care for the accusation.

Neal:
Well, I had over $700 in here and you went into my wallet for pizza. Just maybe when you went into my stuff you had to...

Del:
[places his wallet on the table] Count it.

Neal:
Oh, like you'd keep it in there if you stole it.

Del:
There's $263 in there. If there's a dollar more, then you can call me a thief. Just count it.

Neal:
[checks Del's wallet, hands it back] Empty.

Del:
What?! [checks his wallet]

Neal:
Dry.

Del:
We were robbed!

Neal:
[sarcastically] Do ya think so?