The Producers1968

Leo:
[sung] I wanna be a producer... 'Cause it's everything I'm not

Accountants:
[sung] Unhappy... unhappy...

Leo:
[sung] I wanna be a producer...

Accountants:
[sung] Very, very... unhappy... Unhappy...

Leo:
[sung] I wanna be a producer... [spoken] Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Hold everything!

Accountants:
[sung] Very, very... unhappy... Unhap...

Leo:
HOLD EVERYTHING! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on!

Mr. Marks:
What the hell is going on here? Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?!? Bloom! Where do you think you're going? You've already had your toilet break.

Leo:
I'm not going in the toilet... I'm going in SHOW BUSINESS! Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit! And you were right about one thing. You are a C.P.A.: a Certified Public A**hole!

Accountants:
' HOORAY!!!