The Queen2006

Prince Charles:
I should go to Paris. I told my people to start organizing a jet.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
What, a private one?

Prince Charles:
Yes.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Isn't that precisely the sort of extravagance they always attack us for?

Prince Charles:
How else am I supposed to get to Paris at this time? The airport at Aberdeen will be closed and -

HM The Queen Mother:
Charles dear, use the Royal Flight; they keep one plane on permanent standby, in case I should kick the bucket.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
No, Mummy, that's out of the question; this isn't a matter of State.

Prince Charles:
What are you talking about?

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Diana's no longer a member of the Royal Family. She's not an HRH. This is a private matter!

Prince Charles:
She's mother to your grandchildren!

HM The Queen Mother:
What is happening now?

Prince Philip:
I don't know; I can't hear, everyone shouting!