The Return of the Pink Panther1975

Police Chief Lundallah:
He pulled himself across the floor using this wire. How else could he have avoided our radar field?

Inspector Clouseau:
He did? ... Yes, how else! Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.

Police Chief Lundallah:
Therefore the wax.

Inspector Clouseau:
The wax? ... AGHH! [Clouseau slips on the waxed floor and falls to the ground]

Col. Sharky:
Are you alright, Inspector?

Inspector Clouseau:
[on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax. [sniffs the wax on the floor] Have you taken a sample of this wax?

Police Chief Lundallah:
Wax is wax!

Inspector Clouseau:
See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. Domestic wax, Belgian Wax, French Wax, English Wax...

Col. Sharky:
Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.

Inspector Clouseau:
[grabbing a mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.

Police Chief Lundallah:
Why?

Inspector Clouseau:
Because your thief is an Englishman.

Col. Sharky:
How do you know that?

Inspector Clouseau:
It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.

Police Chief Lundallah:
The Phantom?

Inspector Clouseau:
Yes, one and the same.