Rise of the Guardians2012

Jack:
Anyone wanna tell me why I'm here? [Sandy raises his hand and tries to explain the situation using sand pictograms, leaving Jack confused] Uh, that's not really helping, but thanks, little man. [freezes an elf] I must've done something really bad to get you four together... (brightly) Am I on the naughty list?

North:
Ha! On naughty list? You hold record. But no matter, we overlook. Now, we are wiping clean the slate.

Jack:
How come?

Bunny:
Ah, good question.

North:
"How come?" I tell you how come. Because now, you are Guardian!

[An extravagant ceremony starts. Jack looks on dumbstruck until he stops it with an icy strike of his staff]

Jack:
What makes you think I want to be a Guardian?

[Beat, then North bursts into laughter]

North:
Of course you do. MUSIC!

[Elves begin playing a fanfare]

Jack:
NO MUSIC! [An elf throws down its horn and stomps away. The Guardians stare at Jack in disbelief] This is all very flattering, but, uh, you don't want me. You're all hard work and deadlines, and I'm snowballs and fun times. I'm not a Guardian.