The Road to El Dorado2000

Miguel:
Tulio! Tulio, we've done it!

Tulio:
Is that the map?

Miguel:
It's all right here!

Tulio:
You still have the map?

Miguel:
The whistling rock! The stream!

Tulio:
You kept the map but you couldn't manage to grab a little more FOOD?!

Miguel:
Even those mountains! You said it yourself, it could be possible, and it is! It really is the map to El Dorado!

Tulio:
[Pause] You drank sea water, didn't you?

Miguel:
[Frustrated] Oh, come on!

Tulio:
I'm not "coming on"! I wouldn't set foot in that jungle for a million pesetas!

[Tulio starts to head back to the rowboat; Miguel gets an idea.]

Miguel:
How about... a hundred million?

Tulio:
[Stops] What's that?

Miguel:
Well, I just thought, that since El Dorado's the city of gold...

Tulio:
What's your point?

Miguel:
You know, dust, nuggets, bricks. A temple, where you could pluck gold from the very walls, but you don't want go! So let's go back to the boat and row back to Spain! After all, it worked so well last time.

[Miguel pretends to head back to the boat; Tulio changes his mind and hurriedly stops him.]

Tulio:
Waaa- Wait! New plan. We find the City of Gold. We take the gold... and then go back to Spain.

Miguel:
And buy Spain!