The Road to El Dorado2000

[When confronted by Tzekel-Kan, Miguel and Tulio begin to use their con tactics to fake an argument]

Tulio:
You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you?!

Miguel:
Hey, it was his stupid plan!

Tulio:
My plan was that we should lie low! But your plan was to run off and be all "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"

Miguel:
That's not true!

Tulio:
No? Who are you kidding?! You're buying your own con!

Miguel:
At least I'm not dating mine!

Tulio:
I-- Ooh, low blow. Listen, Mr. High and Mighty. We'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had just listened to me!

Miguel:
Well, you've got the precious gold and Chel! So what do you need me for?!

Tulio:
Well, maybe I don't need you anymore!

Miguel:
Well, then, why don't you just go back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll both get what we want?!

[They start slapping each other]

Tulio:
Fine with me, pal!

Miguel:
Fine with me, too!

Tulio Fine!

Miguel:
Okay!

Both:
ALRIGHT!

[They both punch Tzekel-Kan in the face]