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Wheeler:
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird f***. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

Augie Farks:
Why are you telling me this?

Wheeler:
Why would I not?