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coffee girl:
Good morning, can I take your order?

Beth:
Can I get a tall chai?

Danny:
And a large black coffee.

coffee girl:
A what?

Danny:
Large black coffee?

coffee girl:
Do you mean a venti?

Danny:
No, I mean large.

Beth:
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got.

coffee girl:
Venti is large.

Danny:
No, venti is twenty.

Beth:
Danny.

Danny:
Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large. And grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

coffee girl:
Look dick, venti is a large coffee.

Danny:
Really? Says who? Fellini?

Beth:
How much is that, here's a ten.

Danny:
Do you accept Lira, or is it all Euros now?

Beth:
You know what, keep the change.