Role Models

     

Role Models2008

Director: David Wain
Stars: Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb'e J. Thompson, Jane Lynch
Genre: Comedy
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 201 minutes

Role Models is a 2008 American comedy film about two energy drink salesmen who are ordered to perform 150 hours of community service as punishment for various offenses. more »


Minotaur man (Wheeler):
Woo! Taste the beast! Stay off drugs! Minotaur!!

Danny:
Drugs. Why do kids take drugs? Because they're awesome? No, maybe they just understand that life is pain and if you smoke something or take a pill it will go away for a while. I'll drink to that.

Minotaur man:
Dude dude dude due come on.

Danny:
No, no no, no. People say "Embrace life. Enjoy life. Just do it! Live it! Rock it!" F*** it! Because life is horrible. You know, I may not be so happy go lucky, but I'm a realist. Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids, 'cause nothing's going to work out the way you think it's going to. Gin gin! By the way, this stuff's poison.

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