The Sandlot

The Sandlot1993

The Sandlot is a 1993 film about a boy who moves to a new neighborhood right before the end of 5th grade. After meeting some new boys at the local sandlot, he is eventually accepted into their group of baseball-loving friends. When he unknowingly br… more »



Ham Porter:
PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. It's gonna be a short game, and I gotta get home for lunch.

[Pitcher pitches and the batter doesn't even swing]

Ham Porter:
Ha-ha! That's one.

[cuts to new pitch]

Ham Porter:
[to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt, and tell him to walk backwards.

[cuts to new pitch]

Ham Porter:
The heater. Here it comes. I dare ya.

[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]

Ham Porter:
Strike three, you`re out.

[cuts to new pitch]

Ham Porter:
Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked.

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