Santa Claus: The Movie1985

Santa is shocked at seeing an orphaned little boy having to fend for himself on the streets and approaches his oil drum fire

Joe:
Hey, beat it, man, find your own doorway. Don't crowd me.

Santa Claus:
What are you doing here?

Joe:
I'm pitchin' a no-hitter for the Yankees, what's it look like?

Santa Claus:
But it's Christmas Eve! Don't you know what that means?

Joe:
Yeah, it means you're out of a job until next year, you and the rest of the winos.

Santa Claus:
Don't you know who I am?

Joe:
Sure, you're a nut.

Santa Claus:
I'm Santa Claus.

Joe:
Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.

Santa Claus:
Well! I guess I'll just have to do it my way.