Scream 42011

[Kirby's phone rings.]

Kirby Reed:
[checks on her phone.] It's Charlie's phone.

[Kirby unlocks her phone.]

The Voice:
Tell Sidney hits the rule tonight! Tell Sidney it's all because of her! or maybe she was into his place. I promise to be quick!

Kirby Reed:
[turns to Sidney] It's him.

Sidney Prescott:
Okay Kirby. I'm gonna get Jill. Wish me in the same place. Just keep him on the phone. I-I'll be right back okay?

[Sidney leaves.; Kirby turns to Charlie.]

Kirby Reed:
Let him go please.

The Voice:
I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab, instead you get to live it.

Kirby Reed:
No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.

The Voice:
Warm up question: Jason's weapon?

Kirby Reed:
Uh,it's a machete.

The Voice:
There. You see? You do know the genre. Michael Myers?

Kirby Reed:
Uh, butcher knife.

The Voice:
Leatherface?

Kirby Reed:
[crying] Chainsaw! Please!

The Voice:
Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?

Kirby Reed:
Razor-hands.

The Voice:
Name the movie that started the slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left or Psycho?

Kirby Reed:
Psycho.

The Voice:
None of the above! Peeping Tom, 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.

Kirby Reed:
Wait. No, no, no. Please, just ask me one more question. Just one more.

The Voice:
Alright, Kirby, then it's time for your last chance. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...---

Kirby Reed:
[panicked.] Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have E-e-eyes, Amityville Horror, Uh-uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right?!

[The killer hangs up the call. Everything is silent.]

Kirby Reed:
[relieved] I got it right. I was f***ing right!