She's Out of My League

She's Out of My League2010

Stars: Jay Baruchel, Mike Vogel, T. J. Miller
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 105 minutes

She's Out of My League is a 2010 American romantic comedy film directed by Jim Field Smith and written by Sean Anders and John Morris. The film stars Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve, and was produced by Jimmy Miller for Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks … more »



Jack:
Dude, forget Stainer. All right? I think you could get her back.

Stainer:
OK, then why don't you look Kirk in the eyes and tell him that you believe he's gonna end up with Molly. Just tell him that.

Jack:
Fine. Kirky, I truly believe that... I mean, I think anything is possible.

Kirk:
"Anything is possible"?

Devon:
Come on! Like there's a million examples of guys like Kirky ending up with a beautiful woman.

Stainer:
Such as?

Devon:
Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts.

Jack:
Right. Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear. Then he went on to Denise Richards.

Stainer:
All recording artists. Normal rules don't apply to those guys. Kirk, as soon as you record an album and it goes platinum, you can push your meat into any human being you want.

Jack:
OK, OK, OK. King Kong and Naomi Watts.

Stainer:
They never consummated. Totally platonic relationship.

Jack:
Stephen Hawking and his lady nurse.

Stainer:
He's the master of space and time! He knows about black holes and sh*t.

Devon:
What about the President of France and that girl that went out with Mick Jagger?

Stainer:
He knows about wine. And he has a French accent. He could probably French kiss like a motherf***er.

Devon:
Wait a second... The Beast.

Stainer:
Who?

Devon:
The Beast from Beauty and the Beast. Beast won Beauty's love and he wasn't rich or a recording artist. Though, he did have an amazing voice.

Stainer:
OK, Devon, that's a cartoon. But yes, that's one. One out of a million.

Devon:
You know what, Stainer? All it takes is one. Man, you... You guys sit here and talk about relationships but the truth is, I'm the only one here that's married. Yeah, and I'm tired of you guys busting my nuggets 'cause I've only been with one girl. It's 'cause she was the right girl! That's why I married her! So, Kirky, let me tell you something, if Molly is the right girl, that's all that matters. You just, you stand up. You stand up. You get in front of her. You get right in front of her and you say, "Hey, I am Kirk Kettner, and I am right here, standing in front of you... right here. Here I am." Something like that.

Stainer:
Power of love.

Jack:
Very... perfect.

Kirk:
Beautiful.

Devon:
Thank you. I was in debate, junior/senior year. I don't know if you guys remember that.

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