Shrek Forever After2010

[Shrek meets the obese Puss]

Puss:
Feed me, if you dare.

Shrek:
Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa... [Puss raises his eyebrow] fa... ncy!

Puss:
Do I know you?

Shrek:
Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? [gasps softly] Your wee little boots?

Puss:
Boots? For a cat? [laughs dryly]

Shrek:
But you're Puss in Boots.

Puss:
Maybe once. But that is a name I have outgrown.

Shrek:
[wryly] That's not the only thing you've outgrown.

Puss:
Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement. But hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [a mouse runs up to his bowl and starts drinking out of it] Eh, I'll get him later. [starts drinking out of the bowl himself]