Shrek the Third2007

Prince Charming:
You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet... Where... is... Shrek?

Pinocchio:
Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

Prince Charming:
You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?

Pinocchio:
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

Prince Charming:
So you *do* know where he is!

Pinocchio:
On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...

Prince Charming:
Stop it!

Pinocchio:
...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.