Hotel Transylvania2012

[After Jonathan's pool party fiasco, Dracula drags him out to a local cemetery to kick him out]

Drac:
Oh, you messed up, baby. You messed up big-time. I told you to take it down. You’ll ruin my hotel if they find out.

Johnny:
Well, maybe you’re just jealous that people are finally having fun at this place.

Drac:
Oh, that? That was not fun. Everyone running, jumping, swimming with no order. That was the opposite of fun.

Johnny:
Do you even know what fun is?

Drac:
I invented fun!

Johnny:
[quietly] Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.

Drac:
[hearing what Johnny had said, is briefly insulted, but he proceeds to hypnotise him] Look at me. [At that moment, his eyebrows raise and his eyes turn red] You remember nothing of this encounter. You have no memory of this place or the monsters you met. Now go and never return.

Johnny:
Wait, never return to the hotel?

Drac:
[confused] What? You were supposed to forget the hotel. I just used my powers to erase your memory. I looked straight into your eyes.

Johnny:
Huh. Oh, maybe it’s the contact lenses.

Drac:
The what?

Johnny:
These little plasticky doodads that help me see better. Here, let me just try and get them out real quick.

Drac:
[shocked and disgusted] Oh, that is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!

Johnny:
Almost got it.

Drac:
Stop doing that. Please stop doing that! Fingers away from the eyeballs! Enough! [back to the leave business] Listen to me. You are never to return here. You are to stay away and never tell humans about this place. Or I will track you down and suck every ounce of blood from your body until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion! [Johnny looks shocked at Drac who looks at him with a serious face] Be gone. [At that moment, Johnny walks out angrily, then Drac turns into a bat and flies away, knowing his job is finished]

Johnny:
[quietly] Can’t believe I’m leaving, man. That could have been so great! Dude ruined everything. Suck my blood. I should have just said, "I’m staying, old man!" Give him a Bruce Lee kick. Boom! Right in the… [he does a fighting stance and kicks high in the air, but he sees a bat, thinking it's Drac, he cowls into a ball] Oh, my God. Count Dracula. Please don’t kill me. I’m leaving, I’m leaving. [the bat is revealed to be Mavis, Johnny realises his mistake and stands back up]

Mavis:
Follow me.

Johnny:
Oh. No, no, Mavis, I can’t. I have to leave.

Mavis:
You sure? It’ll be fun.

Johnny:
Okay. [he follows Mavis into a cave opening shaped like a mouth]