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[In front of Boris' house]

Turkish:
He's left the door open.

Tommy:
Shouldn't think that a good idea. Should we go in?

Turkish:
I don't wanna go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts [grabs his balls] as he has those nuts. [points to his head]

Tommy:
I don't care if he's got f***ing hazelnuts. I want a gun that works, and I'm gonna tell him.

Turkish:
[acts surprised about Tommy's confidence] My God, Tommy. You certainly got those minerals. Well, come on then. Before zee Germans get here. You just tell him who's in charge.

[Boris comes from behind, covered in blood maniacally muttering in Russian]

Tommy:
Er, Boris.

[Boris continues walking towards his house, punching Tommy in the nuts]

Turkish:
You certainly told him, Tommy.

[Boris comes out from the House with the gun]

Boris "the Blade" Yurinov:
[in Russian] … со мной? Ну что будете теперь делать? Что? ["With me? So what are you going to do now? Huh?"]