Snatch2000

[On learning that Vincent has stored the diamond in his trousers for safety]

Sol:
You ain't from this planet, are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sitting in a car … that's worth less than your shirt?

Vinny:
[looks out window] Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, "Desert Eagle point-five-oh".

Sol:
What have they got to do with anything?

Vinny:
They're both staring straight at me.

[Tony comes into view, taps gun on car window]

Bullet Tooth Tony:
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now, out the car. And leave the water pistols behind you.