Starsky and Hutch2004

[Starsky and Hutch are in the Captain's office]

Captain Doby:
You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.

Hutch:
How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.

Starsky:
Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.

Hutch:
Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.

Starsky:
For your information, my hair is naturally curly.

Hutch:
No it's not.

Starsky:
Yes it is.

Hutch:
That's a perm job all the way.

Starsky:
TOUCH IT.

[Hutch touches Starsky's hair]

Captain Doby:
Hey! Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You two are partners.