Brideless Groom

Brideless Groom1947

Genre: Comedy, Short
To inherit a fortune, voice teacher Shemp must marry before six o'clock, but no girl will accept his proposal. Finally one of his repulsive students agrees to marry him, just in the nick of time. When the rest of the prospective brides hear about th… more »



Moe:
Shut up and listen. Do you remember your Uncle Caleb?

Shemp:
Do I? Why, that old tightwad! He'd steal flies from a flying spider!

Moe:
But, Shemp, he's...

Shemp:
He's a louse and a weasel!

Moe:
Yeah? Well, he just died and left you $500,000 bucks.

Shemp:
Just like that old skin flint!

Shemp:
$500,000?

Shemp:
Poor old Uncle Caleb! Like I was sayin', he was a swell guy, giving me the shirt off his back and throwing the buttons too.

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