Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby2006

Jean:
Hello, uh, "Reecky Booby". What happened last week was very regrettable and unfortunate, and...as a gesture, I would like to, um...sign your cast, please.

Ricky:
Aw, hell, you know what, get my car off the trailer, guys.

Carley:
Baby! That's my baby!

Lucius:
Whoa, hold on, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, what are you talking about?

Ricky:
Look, I wanna drive, okay? My arm's fine, so, look, get the car off the trailer! Don't look at me, get it off the trailer!

Carley:
Go!

Larry Dennit:
Come on, Ricky, even with a healthy arm, you don't have a chance against Jean Girard.

Lucius:
Alright, fellas, you heard the man, get the car off the trailer.

[Girard steps over the railing and gets in Ricky's face]

Ricky:
What's going on?

Jean:
Soon you will know what it is like to be defeated by the hands of someone who is truly better than you. As William Blake wrote, "The cut worm forgives the plow."

Ricky:
Well, let me just quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders. He said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Jean:
What has that got to do with this?

Cal:
I got a message for all of them, ready? Shake...and Bake!

Ricky:
What does that do, does that blow your mind? That just happened!

Jean:
What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?

Cal:
[whispering] Shake and Bake!

Jean:
What?

Cal:
[whispering] Shake and Bake!

Jean:
Listen, you better...be careful, because tomorrow you're going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!

Ricky:
Really?

Jean:
Yes! And I wanna know--

Ricky:
That's news to me!

Jean:
I said I wanna know--

Jean:
Tomorrow you are going to get beaten--

Ricky:
I'll rip you a new one!

Jean:
There's going to be a croissant that I'm going to take away--

Ricky:
I-I play for keeps! I play for keeps!

Jean:
I give you one option, Monsieur "Booby". As a sign of humility, if you kiss me on the lips now, I will return to Paris and you will never see me again in NASCAR. I close my--

Ricky:
The answer is never! Do you hear me?

Jean:
I close my--

Ricky:
Never ever!

Jean:
Well, yes or no?

Ricky:
That's sick!

[Girard rubs his nose against Ricky's]

Cal:
[whispers in Girard's ear] Shake and Bake!

Ricky:
Yeah!

Jean:
What is that? It makes no sense! All this "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!

Carley:
Hey, baby, you're so smooth.

Ricky:
Thanks, Carley. Cal, you could say that 10,000 times, and it still wouldn't be enough.

Cal:
It fires me up, man.

Ricky:
I love it, say it one more time.

Cal:
Shake and Bake!

Carley:
Woo!

Ricky:
Doesn't that feel good?

Cal:
Yeah! It rhymes, they're both verbs...it's awesome!