The Terminator1984

Terminator:
The 12-gauge auto-loader.

Clerk:
That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.

Terminator:
The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.

Clerk:
These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?

Terminator:
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Clerk:
Hey, just what you see pal.

Terminator:
The Uzi nine millimeter.

Clerk:
You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?

Terminator:
All.

Clerk:
I may close early today. There's a 15 day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now, and you have to fill these out too. [Terminator is loading slugs into the shotgun] You can't do that.

Terminator:
Wrong. [shoots Clerk]