The Texas Chainsaw Massacre2003

[Pepper blows bubbles at Morgan. as Andy keeps kissing Pepper.]

Pepper:
What are the odds of you guys passing through "El Paso", just as i started to hitch? I mean, it's like synchronicity.

[Erin and Morgan stare each other.]

Pepper:
[frantically.] It's like I.S.D. It's like this sh*t does not just happen. [Pepper turns to Andy and kisses each other.]

[Erin checks on the cassette box.]

Erin:
Oh, baby, They got to play "free bird."

Kemper:
Oh, they have to. We paid a fortune for these tickets.

Andy:
Hey yo Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. Back here? I'm melting.

[Kemper jams on the fan, but doesn't work.]

Kemper:
No.

[Morgan laughs.]

Kemper:
But if you or Pepper get too hot, You could always take your clothes off.

[Pepper, Andy and Morgan laughs.]

Andy:
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Erin:
You are such a perv. [turns to Pepper.] Don't listen to him, Pepper.

Pepper:
Why not? I think he's funny.

Erin:
[turns to Kemper.] She's only known you for 19 hours. [turns back to Pepper.] I've lived with him for 3 years. And trust me, He is not funny!