Thank You for Smoking2005

[All voice-overs reading the newspaper article]

Nick:
Nick Naylor, the lead spokesman for big tobacco, would have you believe he thinks cigarettes are harmless, but really he's doing it for the mortgage.

Polly:
The "M.O.D. Squad"-meaning, of course, "Merchants of Death"-is comprised of Polly Bailey, of the Moderation Council, and Bobby Jay Bliss, of the gun business's own advisory group, S.A.F.E.T.Y.

Bobby:
As explained by Naylor, the sole purpose of their meetings is to compete for the highest death toll as they compare strategies on how to dupe the American people.

Jeff:
The film, Message from Sector Six, would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes in a way that only floating, nude, copulating Hollywood stars could.

Lorne:
This did not stop Nick from bribing the dying man with a suitcase of cash to keep quiet on the subject of his recent lung cancer diagnosis.

Jill:
Nick's own son, Joey Naylor, seems to be being groomed for the job as he joins his father on the majority of his trips.