Withnail and I1986

Withnail:
You've got soup. Why don't I get any soup?

Marwood:
Coffee.

Withnail:
Why don't you use a cup like any other human being?

Marwood:
Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?

Withnail:
(Appalled) How dare you! How dare you! How dare you call me inhumane?!

Marwood:
I didn't call you inhumane. You merely imagined it. Calm down.

Withnail:
Right you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up!

Marwood:
No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing!

Withnail:
What do you mean, a rat?

Marwood:
It's possible, it's possible.

Withnail:
Then the f***er will rue the day!