You Don't Mess with the Zohan

     

You Don't Mess with the Zohan2008

Stars: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 113 minutes

You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 comedy film, starring Adam Sandler, written by Sandler, Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel, and directed by Dennis Dugan. more »


Zohan:
You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.

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