Zack and Miri Make a Porno

     

Zack and Miri Make a Porno2008

Director: Kevin Smith
Stars: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, Gerry Bednob, Edward Janda
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 101 minutes

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a 2008 comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. more »


Zack Brown:
How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the bathroom?

Miriam Linky:
Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to jack it in our bathroom.

Zack Brown:
No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to f*** it, like a filthy MacGyver!

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