Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack and Miri Make a Porno2008

Director: Kevin Smith
Stars: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, Gerry Bednob, Edward Janda
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 101 minutes

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a 2008 comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. more »



Lester:
I even tried to talk her into givin' me the f***in' Dutch Rudder . . . shot me down on that, too.

Zack Brown:
And a Dutch Rudder is . . . ?

Lester:
You don't know what a Dutch Rudder- All right, you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm- I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm . . . Now work it. Work my arm. See that sh*t? Now work it up and down. See that? See, it's like somebody else is jerking you off. And of course, there's the Double Dutch Rudder . . . which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm. Same time! Same time. It's like jerkin' off together, but not gay. [Shakes head.] We're not touchin' d*cks! Each other's d*cks, anyway; I'm touchin' my own dick. You're workin' it, and I'm lovin' it. It feels good, sir . . . Try me! C'mon!

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