Bull Durham

Bull Durham1988

Stars: Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson
Genre: Comedy, Romance, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 108 minutes

Bull Durham is about minor league baseball. It's also about romance, sex, poetry, metaphysics, and talent--though not necessarily in that order. Susan Sarandon plays a loopy lady who just loves America's national pastime--and the men who play it. At… more »



Annie Savoy:
These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other.

Crash Davis:
Time out. Why do you get to choose?

Annie Savoy:
What?

Crash Davis:
Why do you get to choose? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose?

Annie Savoy:
Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Uh, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

Annie Savoy:
Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. You better cool off. Ha ha, ha ha!

Annie Savoy:
Oh, where are you going?

Crash Davis:
After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

Annie Savoy:
What do you believe in, then?

Crash Davis:
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Crash Davis:
Goodnight.

Annie Savoy:
Oh my. Crash...

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?

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