A Christmas Story

     

A Christmas Story1983

Director: Jean Sheppard
A Christmas Story is a 1983 film, set in the 1940s, about a boy who has to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. more »


Narrator:
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.

Mr. Parker:
That son of a b*tch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

Mother:
Little pitchers!

Mr. Parker:
Thanks... hold it!

Mr. Parker:
It's a clinker! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!

Mr. Parker:
Damn skates!

Mr. Parker:
Oh for cripes sake open up the damper will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? AGAIN! Oh blasted!

Narrator:
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

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