City Hall1996

Mayor John Pappas:
Enough about me, enough about me. What are you going to do tonight, after I'm gone?

Kevin Calhoun:
Me?

Mayor John Pappas:
Yeah.

Kevin Calhoun:
I don't know, I hadn't thought about it.

Mayor John Pappas:
Well, you're going to get yourself a good meal. You're going to pass up that double cheeseburger from Roy Rogers, wherever it is you go; you're going go to Dominic's, and you're going to get takeout. On me. Get a decent meal there. But before you go to Dominic's, I want you to go to Macy's and get a chair. With legs, and arms. That apartment of yours looks like something that belongs in a homeless file. Oh, then it's off to Crate and Barrel for a knife, a fork, a spoon... oh, and a glass, while you're at it.

Kevin Calhoun:
Then I'll have to get a dishwasher.

Mayor John Pappas:
You don't have to wash them, just throw 'em out after you finish eating. It's on me. Get a life!

Kevin Calhoun:
I've got yours; it's quite enough.