City Slickers1991

Mitch Robbins:
It's nothing to be ashamed of--I had the same problem.

Phil Berquist:
Didn't you feel stupid; I mean, didn't you feel . . . inadequate?

Mitch Robbins:
Yeah, for a while, but then I overcame it. Can I explain it to you again? I mean now promise me you won't get upset.

Phil Berquist:
O.K.; it's not gonna to do any good.

Mitch Robbins:
O.K., if you want to watch one show but record another show at the same time, the television set does not have to be on channel 3.

Phil Berquist:
Yeah it does.

Mitch Robbins:
No it doesn't.

Phil Berquist:
It does.

Mitch Robbins:
No, if you're watching what you're recording, then it has to be on 3.

Phil Berquist:
What . . . the TV or . . . or the machine?

Mitch Robbins:
The TV.

Phil Berquist:
You're saying I can record something I'm not even watching?

Mitch Robbins:
Yes, that's the point. You don't even need a TV to record.

Phil Berquist:
How would I see it?

Mitch Robbins:
Well to see it you need a TV.

Ed Furillo:
Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!

Phil Berquist:
How do you do the clock?

Ed Furillo:
You're dead. You are dead.