Clerks.

     

Clerks.1994

Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 92 minutes

Before Kevin Smith became a Hollywood darling with Chasing Amy, a film he wrote and directed, he made this $27,000 comedy about real-life experiences working for chump change at a New Jersey convenience store. A rude, foul-mouthed collection of anec… more »


Randal Graves:
Oh what, what's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like twenty minutes. What the hell's you're problem?

Dante Hicks:
This life.

Randal Graves:
This life?

Dante Hicks:
Why do I have this life?

Randal Graves:
Have some chips, you'll feel better.

Dante Hicks:
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass f*** on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after f***ing a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has suck 36 d*cks.

Randal Graves:
37

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