Clerks.1994

Dante Hicks:
She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party.

Randal Graves:
Oh my God.

Dante Hicks:
Great story, huh?

Randal Graves:
That girl was vile to you.

Dante Hicks:
Interesting post script to that story - you know who wound up with Brad in that dark bedroom?

Randal Graves:
Your mother?

Dante Hicks:
Alan Harris.

Randal Graves:
Chess team Alan Harris?

Dante Hicks:
The two moved to Idaho shortly after graduation. They raise sheep.

Randal Graves:
That's frightening.

Dante Hicks:
Takes different strokes to move the world.

Randal Graves:
In light of this, I don't see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.