Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

     

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe1990

Who would have guessed that before politicking for governor, policing the galaxy was penciled in on Jesse "the Body" Ventura's curriculum vitae, right after professional wrestler? As Abraxas, Ventura plays a bi-Galaxian cop who chases a rogue law en… more »


Garage Owner:
Hey, what are you doin' in my shop?

Secundus:
I am recharging my answerbox.

Garage Owner:
Whatever the hell that is, you sure picked the wrong place to do it.

Secundus:
You're quite a big man.

Garage Owner:
Big enough to take you, pal!

Secundus:
Yes?

Secundus:
Test for the anti-life equation!

Secundas' Answer Box:
Subject does not posses the anti-life equation, testing will result in discorporation.

Secundus:
RUN THE TEST!

Secundus:
You failed.

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