Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe1990

Who would have guessed that before politicking for governor, policing the galaxy was penciled in on Jesse "the Body" Ventura's curriculum vitae, right after professional wrestler? As Abraxas, Ventura plays a bi-Galaxian cop who chases a rogue law en… more »



Teacher:
Can I help you?

Secundus:
Bring me the comater.

Teacher:
What?

Secundus:
I said: Bring me the comater, or I will kill all these children... one at the time!

Secundus:
I looooove children.

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