Cockeyed Cavaliers1934

Bob:
Get that silly look off of your face! Every time you do that I know you're ready to lift something--and you promised me you weren't gonna steal another thing!

Bert:
You know I can't help lifting things. It's a disease! Y'know, the doctor says that I'm a kleptomaniac.

Bob:
Yeah, well why don't you take something for it?

Bert:
I've taken everything. But you know, I don't really steal.

Bob:
Aw, no, you don't steal--you just find a lot of things that haven't been lost, that's all!