Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

     

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly2000

Stars: Dave Chappelle
Genre: Comedy, Documentary
Rating: N/A
Runtime: 57 minutes

Killin' Them Softly is easily one of HBO's best comedy specials, catching star Dave Chappelle at a career high in 2000 and with an abundance of hysterical, highly polished material. Taking his time, stretching concepts and bits like a master, Chappe… more »


David Chappelle:
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

David Chappelle:
Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this n*gger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.'

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