Days of Thunder1990

Big John:
If you two wanna turn yourselves into a greasy spot out on a country road somewhere, go right ahead. I don't give a sh*t and I don't think anybody else does, but you two monkeys are not going to do it on my racetrack. You ever heard of a "Japanese Inspection?" Japanese Inpsection, you see, when the Japs take in a load of lettuce they're not sure they wanna let in the country, why they'll just let it sit there on the dock 'til they get good and ready to look at, But then of course, it's all gone rotten... ain't nothing left to inspect. You see, lettuce is a perishable item... like you two monkeys. You trade paint one more time, you so much as touch, I'm gonna Black Flag the two of you, and tear apart your racecars for three-hundred laps. Then, if you pass inspection and you put your cars back together, I might let you back into the race. Now, just to show there's no hard feelings we're all gonna go to dinner together.

Cole Trickle:
Well, I have other plans.

Rowdy Burns:
Yeah, so do I!

Big John:
Well, you're gonna have to change them and you two are driving to dinner together.