Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Menace1993

Director: Nick Castle
Stars: Walter Matthau, Mason Gamble, Joan Plowright, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson
Genre: Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 94 minutes

The Hank Ketcham comic strip about a mischievous boy named Dennis Mitchell (Mason Gamble) becomes a film directed by Nick Castle (The Last Starfighter) based on a weak script by John Hughes (The Breakfast Club). Gamble is fine and Walter Matthau is … more »



Margaret:
You know why men are so lousey when it comes to taking care of babies?

Dennis:
They have better things to do.

Margaret:
Like what? Play golf and drink beer?

Dennis:
No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, cleaning fish. Do you know how to do that?

Joey:
Me?

Dennis:
Margaret.

Joey:
Oh, okay.

Margaret:
If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.

Joey:
And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?

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