American Astronaut

American Astronaut2001

Genre: Comedy, Musical, Sci-Fi
Literally out-of-this-world, The American Astronaut is a post-Eraserhead, black-and-white comedy set on an asteroid that serves as an outpost for desperadoes, mad scientists, and paranoid travelers. Director Cory McAbee, frontman for the dynamic, e… more »



Professor Hess:
Guess who this is?

Samuel Curtis:
Professor Hess.

Professor Hess:
That's right! You got it on the first try! For that, you get a kiss!

Samuel Curtis:
I'll pass.

Professor Hess:
W-what? You think I'd kiss you? You'd love it if I'd kiss you. And I would never kiss you.

Samuel Curtis:
You said you were going to kiss me.

Professor Hess:
I never said I'd kiss you. I never said that. You just want me to kiss you!

Samuel Curtis:
Um... not really.

Professor Hess:
Oh. I'm not good enough to kiss you. Is that what you're saying?

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