Dumb & Dumber1994

Mary Swanson:
Okay, how do you guys know each other?

Lloyd Christmas:
We used to be best friends.

Harry Dunne:
Yeah, until he turned into a back-stabber.

Lloyd Christmas:
Me, a back-stabber? You've got a lot of nerve. You knew I was crazy about her!

Harry Dunne:
Yeah, and you knew I was crazy about Fraida Felcher, and that didn't stop you, did it?

Lloyd Christmas:
What do you mean?

Harry Dunne:
"What do you mean?" Don't deny it, Lloyd. Fraida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler! I guess we both learned a little something about each other today.

Lloyd Christmas:
You said it, pal. Maybe we're not as good of friends as we thought. I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.

Harry Dunne:
You just tell me where to sign, bud.

Lloyd Christmas:
Right on my ass after you kiss it!

Harry Dunne:
You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here!